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British Government Announcement 

Stop smoking and you'll get a stiffy? I call upon every non-smoking bootilicious blond and/or brunette bimbo between bruges and brussels to play Blitzkrieg Bop on my nicotine stained glockenspiel while I'm listening to Smoke On The Water sucking on a huge Cohiba. Basic empirical research. We need more science.