vrijdag, juni 24, 2005

How A Heat Wave Turns Your Quality Newspaper Into A Toilet Roll


gamekill Posted by Hello

"Boy died after gaming for twelve hours"

I've got two words for the sorry ass motherfucker who decided to print this story: URBAN LEGEND. "A boy from Jekaterinaburg...". Do yourself a favor and go spank yourself. Wait, I've got another one. What about "The girl from Schellebelle: some say she got eaten by her own pussy...". Write about that, Shakespeare.

9 Comments:

Blogger Patrick said...

Go, T! GO!!!

10:51 p.m.  
Blogger asskicker said...

I'm thinking about making de Standaard the second newspaper with a link on my blog. With quality label.

On the other hand, the kid might have been playing on a pc with an ati radeon 9700 pro, a card known to cause brain damage with the more feeble-minded.

11:05 a.m.  
Blogger T said...

I'm thinking about huge natural no-silicone tits swaying frantically. You'll have to excuse me for a minute.

9:41 p.m.  
Blogger asskicker said...

Glad to hear your brain is still working just fine. Any particular shape of boobs you're thinking about? You know, just out of curiosity.

7:01 p.m.  
Blogger T said...

Let's cut to the chase, you smelly ol' Vlaams minister van Bestuurszaken, Buitenlands Beleid, Media en
Toerisme you. I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

9:40 p.m.  
Blogger asskicker said...

You ready for some prime quality Flemish beef?

1:13 p.m.  
Blogger T said...

Be gentle with me, Vlaams minister van Bestuurszaken, Buitenlands Beleid, Media en
Toerisme.

11:40 p.m.  
Blogger asskicker said...

Bend over and pick up my soap, would you lover?

11:45 a.m.  
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