Utter Innocent Press Victim Michael J. Visits His Soulmate Sheikh Abdulla Hamad al Kalifa in Bahrein. Who Is Also Reported To Be Extremely Innocent.

Sheikh Yer 10 Year Ol' Booty 

President Bush is said to be deeply moved by "this shining example of innocenticity".

A Voice Of Dissent, A Breath Of Fresh Air

All Material Copyright 2004 Ted Rall
 

Check out Ted Rall. He's American. He's funny. Receives death threats by other Americans on a daily basis. Definitely my kind of funny.

How A Heat Wave Turns Your Quality Newspaper Into A Toilet Roll

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"Boy died after gaming for twelve hours"

I've got two words for the sorry ass motherfucker who decided to print this story: URBAN LEGEND. "A boy from Jekaterinaburg...". Do yourself a favor and go spank yourself. Wait, I've got another one. What about "The girl from Schellebelle: some say she got eaten by her own pussy...". Write about that, Shakespeare.

Our Future King Buys A New Hairdryer

 

The Royal Spokesman could neither confirm nor deny rumours that the unit came fully equipped with the highly awaited R98257 Anal Amusement Module.

Belgian Politician Of The Female Species Thinks Taking Testosteron Will Give Her An Insight Into The Dude's Mind.

Patricia Ceysens 


Little does she know she'll be playing with her titties all day long.