maandag, januari 31, 2005

Always Outnumbered, Never Outgunned

Johnny Cash's video 'Hurt' won a Grammy for "Best Short Form Video". Some of the other contestants: Britney Spears and Michael Jackson. There's a man going 'round taking names.

Posted by Hello

zondag, januari 30, 2005

Anus Mundi

Auschwitz Birkenau 1985 Posted by Hello

Nie Wieder

Dachau 1986 Posted by Hello

vrijdag, januari 28, 2005

Finally! A good Walloon! They're hiding in Spain!

Koenraad Dillen And Leon Degrelle. Nazi orgasm. Posted by Hello

Koenraad didn't like der EU-Auschwitz-Resolution. It got 617 votes. 10 seriously disturbed people chose not to vote. Oh yes, der Koenraad was one of them: Seine Ehre Heisst Treue.

maandag, januari 24, 2005


This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress. He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot. He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away. Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by. When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him. It was a different elephant.


'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.' 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. ' 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.'


And he said 'My dog doesn't eat meat'. I said 'Why not?'. He said 'We don't give him any'.

The Fourth Posting

Still no readers. I refuse with every fibre in my being to resort to Tommy Cooper jokes.

vrijdag, januari 14, 2005

Growing pains

My 6 year old daughter wants to be an adult. So she can stay up late. Told her to stay up late in her room. She's calling her attorney.

donderdag, januari 06, 2005


Management keeps changing my work roster. I'm a victim of drive-by management.